Cat's got a therapy appointment

Eating everything in the freezer

Had an urge to write my memoir

Trying to seduce the plumber

Watching the First Dates back catalogue

Eaten too much

So close to completing Tetris

Got parallel park practice

Practicing walking in clogs

Clueless is on iplayer

Halfway through a crochet tea cosy

The dog’s having a tantrum

Got a tin of Stroopwafels to finish

Currently rebranding

Locked in the larder

Cutting a new fringe

Developing a new cocktail

Pickling my cucumbers